Cheerfully self-deprecating

I don’t really think this needs a caption….

I don’t really think this needs a caption….

Anonymous asked: Have you done tumblrdatinggame(.)com yet?

I actually really want to go check out this site to see what it looks like, but I really don’t want to get spammed or viruses.

n-athsykes:

Loki: “I am not going to be bullied by-“

n-athsykes:

Loki: “I am not going to be bullied by-“

Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY

: 10 minutes go by

Mom: are you ready yet?????

Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes

Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel

n-athsykes:

tennantstype40:

bloggingthetrench:

recoveringstephie:

wastetheday:

“ICEBERG , ICEBERG!”

Oh my god. Wheezing.

WHAT IS AIR.

n-athsykes:

tennantstype40:

bloggingthetrench:

recoveringstephie:

wastetheday:

“ICEBERG , ICEBERG!”

Oh my god. Wheezing.

WHAT IS AIR.

mykingdomforahiddleston:

I actually just choked on nothing laughing so hard.

mykingdomforahiddleston:

I actually just choked on nothing laughing so hard.

(Source: wg88, via n-athsykes)

me: ends up feeling bad for the serial killer or villain instead of the victim

Anonymous asked: Kara darling, do you know of any excellent vegetarian lasagna recipes (not vegan)? Any site recommendations?

I actually don’t like lasagna at all. >.>

And my cooking skills are disastrous, so I don’t really make anything, either. Sorry!

Today at work, someone asked me how I hurt my back, and I wasn’t really thinking when I said “in bed”. It’s true, it happened while I was sleeping, but it came out like when I was in bed.

No one believed me. I don’t know how to deal with that. Made me laugh, though.

Accidentally started “Kiss By the Book” again, and ALL OF THE FEELS.

Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together

hyrulian-feminist:

toomuchtaylor:

middle-east-beast:

Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll

Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.

Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.

(via likebluebutalittleoff)